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Random Rants by Manic

2007-01-02T22:16:00.000+08:00

I know I haven't been writing in a while but I will not apologize for having a life.

I now have a job which overpays me.I am not complaining.I'm being paid for doing little shit like calling a company and telling them what my company needs,fixing technical screw-ups which come up once in a blue moon,and other such errands.I will not tell you how much I'm being paid.Due to the fact that it's none of your business.

I am currently having PMS.

I frickin want chocolate and I want it NOW.

I hate filipinos.YES I DO.I'm a filipino myself,so fuck you.My countrymen disappoint to no end.They're nosey and when they are unable to be nosey because of one's ability to preserve one's own privacy,they bitch,yap and bark like their dogs whom I poison slowly with rotten fried chicken stuffed with baking chocolate.Do not ask me how I do this.You just need a scalpel,baking chocolate,a week-old fried chicken leg,gloves and a surgical mask.For the smell.

The tasty secret of the cacao tree was discovered 2,000 years ago in the tropical rainforests of the Americas!

I got a Sony Ericsson P800 and an iPod nano for Christmas.And chopsticks made of mahogany.Nothing follows.Except that I'm far more fortunate than a lot more people out there.Take that,bitches.

I did not give anyone anything for Christmas.Except a headache.Addressed to my ex's father who keeps checking on me for no apparent reason.Unless the large hog likes blood pressure.Then there's your reason.Silly bloke never fails to amuse.

I also got 2 large blocks of Crunch chocolate,which I have already consumed.And I'm still 52 kg. Asians are meant to be small and virtually weightless to the point of anorexia.Some people say I should just be packed in my father's luggage to get to America instead of waiting another year for my visa.

If I get bored/stupid due to pointless advice enough,I may just attempt this.

My poor motherland is going to the dogs in the bottom of the ocean.

Seadogs.

And seamonkeys.

I am a busy girl.A very busy,very uninspired girl.

Out.

FUCK?! - ronaldo guano

2006-12-04T12:22:00.000+08:00

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is the one magical word which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "FUCK". Besides its sexual connotations, this credible word can be used to decribe many situations:

GREETINGS "How the fuck are you mate?"
FRAUD "I got fucked by the car dealer."
DISMAY "Oh, fuck it."
TROUBLE "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
AGGRESSION "Fuck you!!!"
DISGUST "Fuck me!!!"
CONFUSION "What the fuck....?"
DIFFICULTY "I don't understand this fucking thing."
DESPAIR "Fucked again."
INCOMPETENCE "Ronald fucks up everything."
DISPLEASURE "What the fuck is going on."
LOST "Where the fuck are we?"
DISBELIEF "Unfuckingbelievable!!!"
RETALIATION "Up your fucking ass!!!"

It can be used in an anatomical description -- He's a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time -- It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business -- How did I wind up in this fucking job.
It can be maternal -- as in Motherfucker.

And, never forget General Custer's last words, "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words from the Mayor of Hiroshima, "What the fuck was that?" And last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic who said, "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK". Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige.

Today, say to someone, "FUCK YOU!!!"

Hey, it's educational.

Its Fucking Good. Learning made easy

BTW FYI - ronaldo guano

2006-11-13T00:59:00.000+08:00

its been a fuckin while guys what happened. get yer brains and fingers workin and type something. im workin on a kick ass entry to put here so.. pending

missed ya both. and uhm BTW FYI i posted a blog at leedoh@livejournal and i just wanna say that you, the C&T corp., have nothing to do with it. you may think that you were the set of friends iwas talking bout. but not ok.

byefornow

After an Era : Bitter Messages

2006-09-07T22:44:00.000+08:00

We here at Chainsmokers and Translators have to handle the most impossible people in our real lives : fat girls,sexually addicted morons,and some people who're just begging to get shot in the knees.But somewhere around the top of the list,and I'm sure we're not alone on this (cos if we are it'll be really sad and hilarious at the same time),are exes from hell.People who just can't seem to get enough of making themselves the biggest bags of ass.

Listen man,we don't really need a reminder of how bad it was being in a relationship with you.That's the whole point of breaking up,is it not?This isn't some shit movie that has Jennifer Aniston in it.I never watched The Break Up,due to the fact that I don't really need to watch a couple grabbing each others ass and biting chunks out of each other's balls at the same time.I don't know about Ronaldo and Phoenix though,but if they did their thinking processes must've been impaired at that time.But I,Manic,am pretty sure that it was shitty as our street full of dogs;every square inch has dogshit.Just the fact that Aniston's in it is enough proof that it's mindnumbingly pointless.Back to point,we here at Chainsmokers and Translators don't need to know that you're "taking a lot of valium right now",or having sex with whores who have a 120% chance of having herpes due to their unbelievably low price.We also don't need to be asked if it's dangerous or if it's okay.Cos we here at Chainsmokers and Translators don't really give a flying,flipping fuck.It eludes us why you all do these things...Is it to make us bitter?Is it to make us feel sad?Is it to make us feel sorry?Cos you're all completely off-mark.If we wanted you severely injured before,now we just want you severely dead.Don't get us wrong though,it's because we pity you so much that you might consider it a favor.If you don't,I'm sure the world does.

The whole messaging and calling thing was funny at first,then it turned sad...And sad turns to annoying,as you ask wether we miss you or not.Christ...It's so stupid that I can feel my brain cells alloted for 2 years burning to a crisp.I wouldn't even bother posting about this,but apparently replying to your messages with "god you're pathetic..." isn't working.I assure you,if we knew this would happen,we wouldn't even consider going out with you people.I know we're hot and awesome,but we're not the last people in the world,and there are plenty of fish in the sea.So we here at chainsmokers and translators sincerely hope that all of you grow a brain and male genitilia,or whatever it is that would make you have some dignity.And no we can't be friends.At least not anymore,after
drunk-dialing me at two something AM looking for pot.And saying "I'm kidding...sorry...but really,can you hook me up?HAHA I was just kidding...But can you ask around?" isn't very convincing...Please leave us the fuck alone and move on...How humiliating to think we were associated with you people...We feel sorry for your future children.Have a nice day.

Thank You - By Chainsmokers

2006-08-16T05:13:00.000+08:00

Actually no,it's Manic.I've been getting a lot of props for the new design,and I felt so fuzzy and warm inside that I just have to thank all of you for the kind comments...I thought about listing all your names,but the thing of it is,I forgot some of you due to your insanely/poorly/moronically spelled yahoo messenger names,so you're all going to remain anonymus.It's not like there're that many names...I just have really bad memory is all...And I also have to say that it wasn't me who did the new look,it's Ronaldo.All I did was change the font colors and make them larger,and that didn't really turn out so well according to my browser.So let's all have a round of applause for Ronaldo.And me,cos I sometimes suck after all,and Phoenix,so she could follow the sound of clapping home and I could throw a party for the prodigal phoenix.The finest cow shall be slain,umbrella drinks all around,and women will bellydance with fluttery,bright-colored cloth flying all over the place...Or they could just dance naked...

Again,thank you for the admiration or whatever it is you guys feel, and continued use of chainsmokers and translators,and I hope you all get a job and find love or something equally time-consuming so you'd stop reading some idiot blog that most times makes no sense.I'm kidding of course...The whole thing makes no sense at all.

CHAINSMOKERS AND TRANSLATORS ANNOUNCEMENT

2006-08-13T06:14:00.000+08:00

Okay.I said I wasn't gonna bug any of you two,PHOENIX AND RONALDO,about posting in here.But by god you guys better post something in here.And Ronaldo,for heaven's sake,stop playing that stupid cinematic PS2 game over and over again to get to the sex scene where you control every movement of the guy while he's tagging his girlfriend,and change our gay blog layout.COME THE FUCK ON MAN,look at it.Fucking looking at it damn you,there's a mask that gay people on parade wear on lunchtime shows.I don't know what that says about you,but I'm straight.I'm 100% natural.I kinda liked it at first,due to what masks represent in a human psyche and all,but as time went by I've come to realize that perhaps nobody else is as deep as I am and gets the whole mask thing that way.So you better change it or I swear to god you're never getting free booze again.WE WILL DISCUSS THIS IN PRIVATE YAHOO CHAT and not over a case of beer as we usually do,since that never ever gets us started on our priorities.Yes this is a priority,this was your idea in the first place.You just dragged me into this whole blog thing.So get off your ass and do something.

And Phoenix,sugar,I know you're having issues right now,but it would be really nice if you said something once in a while.It's one of life's little reminders that "hey,Phoenix is still alive." and that a butterfly may cinematically land on my laptop on one of those nice,breezy,sunny days with fluffy white clouds streaming past the crystal blue sky.An instant message would also serve the same purpose.Anything from you would be great.Thanks.I love you man.We're here for ya.

Update : Thanks Ronaldo.I like that clip with this guy screaming "This is a job for...the ANTICHRIST!!!!" far better,but I'm just a regular whiner that way...And thanks to me,cos I changed the font sizes and colors.If there's any dispute with the colors,by all means you may change them.I also took out the blogger navbar.If you want it back Ronaldo,tough noogies.

UPDATE 2 : Is it just me or are the fonts going all tiny at first and when I click on refresh it goes large?I'm fully aware that I said I'd fix the fonts when I get home from your place Ronaldo,and I did,but it's not working out so well...So could you please,with sugar and chocolate chips on top,FIX THE DAMN FONTS?!!It's giving me an aneurism...Seriously,the back of my neck hurts.Clear signs of high blood pressure.Thanks man.

Manic At Random blog launched

2006-08-02T04:37:00.000+08:00

I, Manic, have launched my own blog,Manic At Random .Meaning it is a blog apart from this one that has two other people (believe it or not) as writers in it,namely Phoenix and Ronaldo.

So I,Manic,will :

-Be posting more frequently in my own blog.

-not push through with bugging Phoen and Naldo to write more often because that's just plain fucking pointless,and it just sounded fun to bother them about something as meaningless as a blog at first.

-Still be posting in Chainsmokers and translators,unfortunately for all that persist on reading stupid blogs,if I ever come up with anything that even strikes a sliver of brilliance in the humor department...

-Ignore anybody who tells me I'm not funny anyway because I know I'm not.

-Light a cigarette right now.

-Take this opportunity to advertise Ronaldo's livejournal.He bitches about his life,music,philosophy,art et al so very poetically.

-Celebrate the launch of my blog with cookies and milk.

-will realize in the morning that everything done today is as pointless as yesterday.

-continue hating life.

Links to Ronaldo's live journal (click Ronaldo SOLO) and my own pile of shit (click Manic At Random) under Bored?,found at the right corner of this site.

It is safe to suppose that everyone's an idiot...That way,you will not be dissappointed.
Out.

Manic's Guide To Life

2006-07-29T17:44:00.000+08:00

The title's pretty self-explanatory.Life seems so very easy when you drink the right alcohol.So without further ado.

Lesson 1 - Not caring is usually the way to keep a lot of things.With Benefits.

Seriously.This is tried and true.It works with parents,acquaintances,and you see it written on a lot of magazines (if you're into that sort of thing) when women ask questions about dudes not calling them back.When you start wanting something,for some reason God finds it funny that that specific something just isn't available/doesn't want you.And the things you don't want are what are there.It's a win-win situation really ; if you don't care,and it still isn't there,so what?You don't care right?

Lesson 2 - Get over yourself

It's a common human problem.Men,women and children are so stuck up on themselves that it clogs common sense,wisdom,and the ability to refrain from saying really stupid shit.A plus side to this would be that you'd be showing your stalker emo ex-boyfriends that it can be done.In some cases,like mine because I'm awesome,it's pretty damn difficult,but it can be done.

Lesson 3 - Think

This,just like my title,is pretty self explanatory.If you keep jumping into every woo-ha moment,you're gonna end up in a house made entirely of thin plywood with some guy who strangely resembles K-Fed inside and out,or paralyzed from the neck down.I'd personally take the paralysis any day.Anyway,people would say, "Manic,everybody thinks.If nobody thinks,then they don't live." I studied Philosophy too.And if you're such a smartass,you'd notice that not a lot of people do this.Trust me,this is most probably the best one you can go on,if Lesson 1 and 2 prove too difficult for you.

Lesson 4 - Never sulk/bitch/whine/all of the aforementioned.

Some smart guy that's probably dead said that you can't go forward without looking back.And as you would probably find out,I'm right when I say he's dead.Look at him now.When people dwell on things (and everything counts as things) they usually get in trouble.Battoussai the slasher take for instance,was so guilty about all the people he killed that he got into a lot of trouble just trying to atone for it.He almost died in more instances than one.Why won't he just shut up and settle down with Kaoru?You'd think that it's because the bitch can't shut her yap,but the truth is,it's because he's too busy trying to save everyone.And he died of leprosy.The only comtemplating you should allow yourself is to say "Fuck,that was stupid..." and move on.It's not as hard as it sounds.

Lesson 5 - Stop watching TV

TV pollutes your brain subconsciously.I unfortunately met a lot of femmes who say,think,feel and act like one of those stupid broads in whatever soap opera they're watching.They tend to forget that it's a script,they know what's gonna happen next and it doesn't usually include guys running away or waving a restraining order in your face cos you're screaming about noodles,which is what will happen in the real world.When I point this out,they don't know what I'm talking about,and are more often than not flattered for some reason.And this is why I have no friends.

Lesson 6 - What feels/looks/smells/is great ; give it a month.

Nothing lasts in this fetid cesspool of humanity.Attachment will lead to dissappointment.And nobody likes being dissappointed.Unless you're an emo kid.And nobody likes emo kids.

There's more,but my right hand is starting to throb in pain for reasons that I'm sure you wouldn't really care to hear about.Please do not email/comment on how I do not follow some/any of my rules.Contrary to popular belief,I am not perfect.Just awesome.Your comment/email would most probably make you sound like an emo kid,and always remember...

Lesson 7 - Everybody hates emo kids.

Unless you're an emo kid yourself.Then believe me when I say you suck and nobody likes you.But then again,you like that don't you?Thank me for the compliment.Weirdo.

Out.

Why I Do Not Watch Local Channels - Rants by Manic

2006-07-28T02:51:00.000+08:00

I just watched the most disturbing thing that I've ever seen on TV.Far more disturbing than watching the news concerning Iraq.It's really more of forced to watch it because the TV in the Panciteria we ate in had it tuned in to this Korean (?) soap opera,and even if I shoved spoons and forks down every cavity of my body,there's no stopping the onslaught of nightmare inducing horror from making contact.Viking Gods face Ragnarok with valor,and I took this to heart.

Here goes ; there was this girl, and she was in this dude's car, and the girl started screaming that she wanted noodles.She was also screaming for the guy to stop the car cos she wanted noodles RIGHT NOW.So then they stopped for noodles,then the woman started eating a lot of it while the guy eats all civilized-like,and the next scene shows the girl puking her guts out because...I don't know really...Listening to their dialogue (girl puking and the guy lecturing) she ate too much noodles apparently...Then the guy goes I'm gonna wipe something off your mouth (which is puke...Noodle puke) then he says I love you...

Yeah I said "what the flying fuck?" too...

I was gonna say something that makes sense,something about vomit-inducing soap operas brainwashing men,women and children,how it ruins the harmonious flow of nature,and how we could obtain eternal youth...But my brain regressed just now.What I will tell you is,Panciterias have been around since the time of Gat Jose Rizal.He even had a panciteria scene in one of his novels ; El Filibusterismo.The english translation of this book is entitled Reign of Greed.Panciterias serve pancit.Thus the name panciteria.Out.

WARNING PUCKERS - ronaldo guano

2006-07-08T16:04:00.000+08:00

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a dumbass.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Best Ever :Condiment - Rants by Manic

2006-07-05T01:02:00.000+08:00

I was eating fried chicken a while ago,and as always,I added Tabasco.Tabasco is the best condiment ever.I don't even know if it's classified as a condiment.It should be classified under mineral,cos this shit's great.You can get 5 types of hot sauce,mix them all together and they'd taste the same as opposed to taking them individually.There's just no difference between all of them.But if you add Tabasco,now that's a different story.Tabasco tastes like you just bit into a fresh,newly-picked chili pepper.And none of that green stuff,I'm talking about the red ones.The ones that actually make you say,think,and feel pepper.If you add Tabasco to anything,you'd taste the difference.It's distinguishable.It makes a damn difference.Tabasco should be on everything,now that I mention it.And I mean everything;steak,pork,chicken,beef,chop suey,broccolli,everything.There should be Tabasco ice cream.People who rule put Tabasco on everything.Maddox loves Tabasco.I'm a big fan of Maddox.He doesn't care,and he doesn't know me,but he doesn't have to because he has millions of fans and it would be a pain to know all of them anyway.What I'm saying is,he rules,and he loves Tabasco.That says it all.Everyone should have Tabasco at home and put it on everything.If my sister would allow me,I'd put Tabasco on her baby's food so her baby would rule too.I'm sure the kid would come to her senses when she grows up...There isn't really any rush,cos Tabasco would be here forever.It should.It's been around for years.And anybody who doesn't know what Tabasco is should be kicked in the head.How could anyone not know what Tabasco is?It fucking rocks.People who eat everything with Tabasco should pour the stuff on wusses who don't put Tabasco on their food,and it should be in generous,copious amounts or they won't come to their senses.Real pirates eat everything with Tabasco.No exceptions.They get shot if they even forget to put Tabasco on any and all their food.I don't know about ninjas...but they should have Tabasco on their rice ball or whatever it is they eat.Pirates eat it with meat,ninjas eat it with rice balls,and indians should eat it with their corn.I bet if you pour Tabasco on your wounds,it would fucking sting.Why would you fucking do that,moron?Unless you intend to eat your wound.Then I bet it would taste bloody awesome.Tabasco for everyone.

NOTE: No I don't know what else is classified under mineral.I'm not a dietician.I'm not a tightass either.Just let it slide mate...

Leave Edward Scissorhands Alone - Rants by Manic

2006-06-22T23:49:00.000+08:00

I was watching Edward Scissorhands a while ago...And I was thinking,"why can't this fucking neighborhood just leave him alone?" it made me really sad...The movie mainly reflects how people can't put themselves in other people's shoes.Or maybe it's just one of those movies that're made to freak out children who don't look both ways before crossing the street...In any event,the movie would've been shorter and morally correct if everyone just imagined they were Edward right after that barbecue scene...If you had hands like that,you'd want people to leave you alone too.

In other news,it's nice to see Phoenix is back online...She's been missing and Ronaldo and I were about to call the cops on her ass...We messaged her and told her that if we don't get word within 48 hours we're gonna call her mom.We waited for a week.And we did get word.Which is great,cos calling the cops would've been far less trouble than calling her mom.The mom card should only be pulled when we literally see a pool of blood where we last saw her or something of that sense...Everyone wishes we were their friends.

What else is there to report...Yeah,nothing.I don't have money.I haven't been going out.Except...well...a mouse,a bottle of alcohol,and a lighter...add them all and that just might be a different story.out.

missed me? missed me? now u gotta kiss meh! haha.

2006-06-09T15:35:00.000+08:00

more alive than ever - phoenix

Yeah yeah so I've been AWOL, but yay I'm alive and well.. woot. Sigh. So I've been hanging out with certain amounts of people, well guys in particular haha. yes same old princess. But It just makes me feel shitier than ever 'cause it just reminds me why I picked eric to begin with. Just no one can compare. We are somewhat opposites and yet he balances me out. How can the one guy I've grown to love be taken away from me. Why is it that when things start to go oh so right something bad happens. There are so many lucky people out there, happy goats and all that go through the lil shit, like those stupid lil fights. "I saw you looking at her" lmao, " whos this on your call log?" shit like that. They get to go through all that, and yet take the time for granted. Shit if only I could be with that special someone I'd be set. Most things end over bullshit.hurts my head just thinking about it.

I kinda feel bad too 'cause I never saw myself as the user kinda type. haha not drug user. -sigh-.. using someone just to feel better about myself. I mean we all do it. But I somehow land on the weak hearted and then I get trapped into being the nice one. I need to just let out the asshole in me but then I'd feel empty inside. Im ranting and I don' t know what I'm talking about, 'cause I'm on the phone, and I'd do this another time but, when I'm not here, out, on the phone, i'm sleeping. So im getting to this one 'cause I miss it.

Hmmmm pending.....

I'll get back to ya'll.

I can't think.

the asshole i was with - ronaldo guano

2006-05-28T19:01:00.000+08:00

I've been questioning myself a lot lately.

There seem to be a lot of things that I do or say that I look back on and feel regret for. This is new for me, because before this year I never actually believed in regrets.I guess it's because I've been able to analyse myself by hanging around a new group of people. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with them... in fact in many ways I consider them to be the best group of people I've ever met... ever. I just feel regret for the way in which I express my appreciation... by degrading other people and generally making an ass of myself.

I feel like I'm back to my old Year 10 self.Confidence is something that I've embraced over the past few years, but lately it seems to have manifested itself into extreme arrogance. Because of this, I usually make a joke at someone's expense and confuse bullying with humor, which I never really used to do. I mean for god's sake I turned my own name into a catch-phrase... how much more arrogant can you get!?

Back when I was a SEAL I was the shy kid. I didn't say that much and never really got into trouble with anyone, teachers and friends alike. I could never really bring myself to have a decent conversation with any girls, especially the ones I liked (not much has changed there...). I wasn't really an introvert, I was just somewhat reserved. As a result I recieved what I like to call "sympathy coolness" from some of the more popular kids. By that I mean they always appreciated what I had to say and whatever, but you could always tell that deep down they were just doing it for a laugh... kinda like the way ronaldo treats AC: he's always asking AC for a high-5, but then later would bag the crap out of him. That's just an example though, everyone does it.

Anyway, I'm going to start being...umm... nicer to people again. Sure, it means I'll be making less jokes and whatever, but at least I'll feel good about myself again. Also, thanks to everyone at this point for putting up with my crap... you guys are legends. So have a B-rad weekday everyone.

Unsent and Unsaid - Rants by Manic

2006-05-27T22:08:00.000+08:00

To the dude whom everyone thought was cool at 1st year high,now will never be again :

Hey.I think you know who you are.You put your arm around every girl you pass by,you had ugly hair,and a face to match.Yeah my morning was fucked up whenever you'd come around.I once threatened to punch you square in the nose if you ever put your arm around me again,and I apologize for that,since I should've said I was gonna kick you in the face cos that would've been better.I don't know where you are right now,but I do hope you're doing well with the finding Jesus thing,cos all the rejects at high school did that too...I didn't understand why at first,but maybe it's because it would be bad to hit a christian?Oh well...

I didn't even catch up on the "He was cool" thing til I got to third year and I heard it from some sources that asked to be anonymus...They wouldn't want to be associated with such a vile thought,and that comforted me a little cos it was a sign that they got smarter or something of that sense perhaps.I can't say I was cool myself before,since I never wished to be...Being "cool" is so fucking tedious,don't you think?Can't handle all that glory and all that exaggerated laughter that I'd have to do...That would be exhausting...no,no..I preferred being myself.It was already a tiresome task..Having to study,having to be ready with a hard bound book just in case you come around,etcetera...And people would have to bear with my corny,out of place stories and comments if I were one of the "cool" kids...I'd like to think I was more considerate than that...But I'd like to commend you for your efforts...Wow,I mean,to risk being a tool all your life just to be awesome at a stage when nobody even knew how to manage not being an irritating buttmunch..that's something else.Whilst I preferred just being myself...Shame shame...

In any event,I hope I never see you again,lest I might mistake you for a runaway howler monkey and call the zoo...Cos people need to protect the animals.

Cheers.

Unsent and Unsaid idea from Collegehumor.com...Yes I am unoriginal.Fuck you.

Jobs That Won't Exist by 2012 - Rants by Manic

2006-05-25T19:49:00.000+08:00

Check it out yourself...

Click right here to see the site.

Agri students over at Ateneo aren't gonna be too happy...But I guess this one doesn't apply to our country...Tell me what you think.It's time somebody said something...

people i can only say FUCK YOU! with. (you know who you are) - ronaldo guano

2006-05-07T09:38:00.000+08:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF SERIOUSLY I SWEAR TO GOD IM SO FUCKIN DONE WITH THIS SHIT WHY ARE U PPL. STILL TALKING ABOUT MMEE???? WTF.. I SAID IM NOT FUCKIN FIGHITING WITH PPL. ANYMORE U PPL. THINK IM IMMITURE WHEN IM FIGHTIN . BUT WHEN IM NOT UR TALKIN SHIT TO PPL. WHO ARE GOING TO TELL ME AN MAKE ME WANT TO .. WTF???? IF U HATE ME PLEASE HATE ME TO UR FUCKIN SELF .. IM DONE WITH BACKSTABBING ASSHOLE GOD DAMN IM SO FUCKIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF...

Accurate perception of reality? - Rants by Manic

2006-05-01T17:29:00.000+08:00

Reading Psychiatric Nursing 2004 edition by Maria Loreto J. Evangelista-Sia,one of the 5 Characteristics of a Mentally Healthy Person (Taylor,1990) states,number 2,Perceives reality accurately.

Being one that has too much time to think,I ask,"what exactly is an accurate perception of reality?" Yes of course,real is real,what you can touch is by your senses,ghosts are bullshit,and we stop here cos that last one's at times questionable.A lot of "real" things are questionable.What makes us think that what we see is real or not?I don't need a detailed description of which neuron in our brain goes where and which lobe in our brain starts chugging when we think of something...Perhaps I can call what I'm referring to the "moral" (?) point of view...Thus the eternal question we hear in whackjob seminars,the radio,and TV surfaces...

What is real?

Or more accurately,what is reality?

I always thought the insane asylums are very fascinating places...They hold a lot of crazy people,and I find crazy people interesting.They look just the same as us;arms,legs,mouth,all the other stuff our fleshy cases have,that is,given that they haven't cut it off yet or poked it out or something of the sort...But to a lot of people,they're scary.At extremes (going both ways),disgusting.They're avoided,shunned,and massly preferred to be locked up in a place where we wouldn't have to even cross paths with them on our way to work or school.The common nutcases are the schizophrenic ones,if I'm not mistaken...Those who see things that to us,aren't there.They see a lot of things that aren't commonplace.Like George Bush's burning head.Or Lucifer himself as described by the media.A woman,man,child,plant,appliance,whatnot.If you go inside (I personally haven't gone inside.I know this strips me of any knowledge required to talk about it.But it's a free world last I checked.) I imagine there're people flocking together,sharing what they can see...Collectively.So how come they can see it and the others can't?I heard a rumor once (I don't remember where I heard it...It's either from a different person or from me.Anyway..) a theory,if you may,that these crazy people have tapped into some mysterious part of our brains and unveiled a different,if not the real,reality.Maybe someday,we'll all hit our heads altogether and the world as we know it will melt away like ice,revealing a completely different world...the real world...Maybe your bedroom was all just an illusion,and you're lying down on the ground with a big rock as your pillow and your clothes reduced to that of a tattered,greasy rag.Yes yes,it sounds a lot like the matrix,but I'm not gonna put big fat computers in the scene,or octopus robots that would come chasing after you when you wake up and shove you into a shell with goo in it,plug a bunch of wires down your back and force you back to sleep.Maybe there isn't even really any technology.It was all just an imagination,spread by some dude who imagined money and having lots of it.

Then as you sit there,in your rags,you feel you're hungry...You feel like a cheeseburger...But then you think...

"What the fuck is a cheeseburger?"

one day I won't be the cause of your bad night.. - phoenix

2006-04-26T08:01:00.000+08:00

Well its 12:30 a.m..
Let's see. I'm a person that knows how to really fuck up a good situation. I overdrive my brain over my heart too much I guess.
Wow how can i get back what could of been a good moment. So people highly dislike me..what I did I mean perhaps what I didn't do as well, I admit I deserve to be hated.. kicked to the curb, haha possibly even spat on..ehh disregard the last one I don't like anything thrown to my face very much..fuck that shit..But anywhoos..Well what the hells the problem then? Lets see to want more substance than surface.
Maybe its wanting something, and when you have it, you discover all the lil glitches you didn't think over to begin with and its just a bad time to be wanting... How about not being content with who you really are. Not knowing if you'd be a better person with somebody. Most people thrive for it, for the unknowing. I on the other hand am sketchy of it. I've come to a point where if I know a person at some point, I want what's best for them, and I wouldn't believe it would be me thats deserving. It being my choice or not to make I have a say..

like every second or so I need to swear just right now knowing im screwed, I won't jug it down though. hmmph.
So people get me wrong, I'm misunderstood by many, only afew really see me wait sadly I can say only one does, my best friend whatever shes up to right now..for the rest well its real simple If you don't you don't.

My problem is trying to please everyone. When I can't I just feel soo crushed, coz it should be real simple. Everything becomes complicated when your not willing to share. Whatever that means. Or maybe its because I can relate to so many that time spent on them I don't know how to enjoy myself anymore.

But what am I talking about, Its early in the morning I don't know what I'm sayin. I do know that I tossed and turned even thought I was asleep for a split second then just got up and out the door to go for a walk. Meaning, I'll be thinking such now, but have a different perspective tomorrow. Maybe even come to my senses.

However, I looove love and yearn for its exhilarating intoxication and sentiment yet I just feel somehow I don't have time to deserve it. My minds eye is certainly not bastardized by hypocrites and back stabbers. I'm caught in a river of pain I can't fight it just flow with it against the current of confabulation and mendacity. I live life to a completeness and have no regrets, well things happen just the way they should for reason..Were young, Let the high times fly and the good times roll. :)

What's in and what's inside - Rants by Manic

2006-04-25T22:35:00.000+08:00

I was watching Justice League Unlimited the other night,and the episode was titled "Dark Heart".For those who take no notice of these miniscule little factoids,it starts with these 2 climbers that climb this high body of land and the other one gets eaten by this mechanical thing thing that keeps growing as it eats...With it comes a bunch of silver cockroach-like little fighters that the Justice league tries to fend off from going anywhere else.Batman's on his Bat Plane and runs out of ammo pretty soon,the cockroach things got on his plane and he had to eject and call for aerial support in awesome,nonchalant fashion (if you're falling straight for the ground,I imagine it's pretty hard to keep calm.But not Batman.He hit his head when he was a kid,caused lacerations to his brain that evoked indifference to any and all types of emotion.) But Batman's 15 seconds of fame is cut short by someone who gets shoved into Wonderwoman's cleavage.By Wonderwoman herself.Yes folks,The Atom (? The guy who can grow as large or as small as he wants..whatever the hell his superhero name is..) a.k.a Professor Palmer as I gathered,was to infiltrate the mothership of the electronic cockroaches,and he's the only one who can sneak in undetected due to his ability to shrink into minute proportions.Someone has to fly him there of course,and Wonderwoman took it upon herself to shove Atom right between her breasts for lack of any pocket to transport him in.I imagine Batman went green underneath that black,pointy suit,and the Atom had a major woody.(Hell I'd have a major boner if I were a dude and I was in Wonderwoman's cleavage.) Problem is,the Atom was then too small to do anything else but sit there and enjoy the soft,ample ride,and duty calls.

I went to the mall today and noticed a lot,and I mean,A lot,of extremely skinny people.We're talking crash dieting,90% less nourishment type of skinny,which I will call from hereon in,The Anorexic Craze.3/4s of the young ladies that I passed were bones.The girl in the bikini ad also composed of bones,skin,and a bikini that covers her.I felt like I was on an Anatomy field trip.Anorexic is in,girls...So for all you people who are so fucked-up nuts about being in,perhaps it would be a good idea for you stereotype folk to stop eating altogether.

NOTE BY WRITER : Someone tell me when Iron Chef on RPN 9 is on...Last I remember it was on Wednesdays,6pm...I haven't checked though...

ronaldo guano

2006-04-09T12:22:00.000+08:00

Good god, everyone's in some kind of mood today. Including me, for that matter.*sighs*

Yeah, I'm going home alryt.

--"You know me, Ren, I make lemonades out of lemons with tablespoonfuls of sugar and lots and lots of gin."

Don't Be An Asshole - Rants by Manic

2006-04-05T16:44:00.004+08:00

I was listening to the radio last night,out of sheer boredom and I've quite taken to this radio program...Although sometimes they could sound like a bunch of giggly school girls,they sometimes hit the funny bone...Any fucking way...This guy called in (we're still on the radio show) and proclaimed to all that it's his 2nd anniversary with his girlfriend,and his girlfriend stood him up.I suppressed laughter in fear of karmic retribution for this poor soul,then I got to thinking about how much I dislike feminists.We'll go to that later.My brain's a stray bullet.It can land anywhere.

The dude proclaims he'll cry later.Way to go,tool.You just told everyone how gay you are.I'm not saying it's not okay to cry.It's the reasons you cry about that determines if it's gay or not.Anybody crying cos they got stood up and broadcasted it over live radio should be shoved into an iron maiden suspended in the air for 24 hours.If you're gonna cry,keep it to yourself unless you want to be likened to a hyperactive high schooler...You may also run around using "Like oh my god" in your every sentence in a high pitched tone.Oh boo hoo,he's gonna cry later...It's bad enough you humiliated yourself by telling a bunch of strangers that you got stood up,you had to make it worse by saying "I'll cry later.." Yeah sure the vjs asked him if he was gonna cry,but he should've felt for his balls (to remind him he's a dude??) and said "look you talking ass,it's none of your business." There we go.

How does he know he really got stood up on purpose?The girlfriend's cellphone is off.What if she got into a car accident?What if a relative died?What if she broke her leg getting out of the shower whilst in such a hurry to go to their fucking date and she's bleeding to death and screaming for help as her boyfriend bitches about being stood up on live radio?Well?Such things really happen you know...You just have to be the most self-centered ass to not even consider any other possibility than her "cheating" on you.

That's how I got to thinking about women who cheat and "play" just cos men do it,all in the spirit of "woman power".What the bleeding fuck?Okay imagine you got this woman babbling in front of you...She suddenly goes to cheating.Then she says "I can cheat cos men do it to me." Or you can substitute that with "I know they're gonna cheat on me so I cheat on them first.Nobody fucks with me." Or also "somebody cheated on me before that's why I'm a playa (moron term)now." Don't you just wanna laugh in her face and tell her what a stupid monkey she is?

I'll contradict all three just for the hell of it.
#1 I can cheat cos men do it to me

First of all,what they did was wrong.Whoever they did it to,it's wrong.So you'd be a donkey's ass if you just do the same thing now,right?

#2 I know they're gonna cheat on me
so I cheat on them first.Nobody fucks with me.

Really?How'd you know?Did Candymag tell you?Dumbass...Face it,you don't really know.So it's not a good basis for taking the initiative.You'll end up either alone or the wife of an ugly trash man who lives in the slums/a trailer home who didn't get higher than 2nd year high school cos you kept fucking around and the male population knows your face and the smell of your vagina all too well already.Trust me.That happens more often than men cheating.

#3 somebody cheated on me before
that's why I'm a playa (moron term)now.

I'm not even gonna start on this...It's inversely proportional to "I saw someone who had pus oozing out of his mouth due to a v.d., and he's seen a lot of chicks.So maybe if I get that too I'll get a lot of dudes." C'mon woman...Where's your pride?So they cheated..Are you gonna stoop to their level?You're just as bad as them...

Cheating is an asshole (a bad asshole)
action.Male,female,transvestite,lesbian,
bisexual,whatever the fuck you are,
cheating is cheating.Just because majority of men do it
doesn't give anybody else license to do it too.But hey,it's a free world...I'm not asking women all over the world to be marytrs.I'm just saying that women should maintain their grace and poise.That's what women are for.You can't make a hoe a housewife.So don't be a hoe.There're still good ones out there.So maybe I'm wrong on that,but hey,keep your pride intact.Make sure when you say "it's his loss,and not mine." Everyone you tell it to will agree.

lost - phoenix

2006-04-05T09:05:00.000+08:00

Well lets see. Why is it that some people would just give advice and not be there to see it through? Kinda like just playing with someones life or some kind of shit. How can I be in such of a fucked up situation that I keep myself in coz i don't know what giving up on someone I care about means. Maybe I just thought i'd have support. I know damn well it would apply to almost everyone, and yet all i ask for is advice they might very well give themselves. I know that only my best interest is at thought but is it really? How can I even ask, well How can I not. If it were at best interest, I wouldn't be feeling as shiity and wrong as i do now. So I guess I can only turn to myself on this one. Its so sad how I can't even tell my family about this as they continue to just dismiss me and tease me as they are all having fun and how i am not. They don't know, and won't understand. Its really bad its come down to, the ones I didn't really consider cared for me are actually the strangers that make sense and has helped me.

I guess I continue to put myself through such hell, is because I know its the right thing, and the same would be done for me except theyd be stronger..
I know everyone else has their own thing to worry about. i don't even plan on butting in. I am considering that eric just might want to do this on his own. I think maybe it is time for him to step up and be able to handle this like a man without me.

last night and this morning...

2006-04-03T12:19:00.000+08:00

-Ronaldo file

So last night started off well enough. Jel and I decided last minute to go stay the night at Sara & Ryan's in AAV. After are stop at the liquor store to buy some red headed slutz, we head on down.

The drive was fine, except for the heavy traffic right near our exit where I cut a truck off and he almost killed us!

So we arrive and start drinking . . three drinks later we found ourselves at S.E.X. drunk . . And . . . Ryan attempting triple jumps in the street and Sara yelling, "how hard is your job" to the people at S.E.X., i'd say we were kinda gone.

A few drinks later we found ourselves listening to Lindsay Lohan while watching pornography (the porno had a cross-eyed girl in it!).

Around 5:30am we find ourselves searching for the keys Jel had misplaced . . We were freaking out because Jel had work today from 2pm to 10pm . . . . . . . so it turns out we had left the keys in the car (sara's friends car) on our way to S.E.X., and we had to go pick up the key in his house this morning!

So basically we got no sleep at all, Jel had a panic attack . . and I hafta head straight to galera coz i promised my kuya's friends to go wit em. Now im here.. alone in the room we rented. im kinna sleepy. shit sana di nlang ako sumama. today i plan to sleep all day and party all night
Overall I had fun . . I'm happy I got 2 see Sara & Ryan . . I just wish we had gotten some sleep so I enjoy the sand and the sea here. Now i like hafta go, but oh well.

yea. ill keep it from here. zzz..

Nicotine shortage : Rants by Manic

2006-04-02T20:23:00.000+08:00

-it's Manic

I have absolutely nothing to report.I do however,have a thought...I was sitting in 711 eating one of those microwaveable shit rice meals in a box (lechon paksiw),looking out the window watching everyone pass by...I remember being in the same 711,a few months back before my alleged disappearance from Las Piñas,and I was thinking "I'd be in the same place for a very long time..." Turns out,I went away.And I just came back here for a stop-over to my final destination.I'm not really staying that long,although I still do have a choice...but taking this in exchange for where I'm going would be down right stupid...Or so I think now...Anyhows...I imagined an older version of me...I'm not going through the details of that,still sitting on the same much older 711,possibly having lechon paksiw phased out and eating something else...I ask myself,"Do I really want that?" I answer myself,"Fuck no." But the idea was completely fine just a few months back...

Is that moving on?Didn't figure I could move on so fast...That was about,6 or 7 months ago?I don't move on that fast,considering my standard natural pace...I usually wallow in self-pitying reflections and thoughts for about 2 more months before I actually move on.And another thing...Some people actually never want to move out of that phase...They wanna stay where they are for the rest of their lives;stagnant,unfruitful idiots.I could think of one,but mentioning names would be typical of a female,and I've suffered enough typicals at the moment...While some people say "Fuck no." with me and do something...Wiggle out of their pathetic existence,get a job,aim to finish college and get somewhere in life.But the thing is,the stagnant unfruitful idiots and the "do something" folk are sometimes equally happy.So what the fuck?Why do we have to do something to be happy and they sit around their asses,dream futile dreams,fuck a lot of whores,leave their baby to the wife and grow old like that?A sore to society and their parents?Life sure is a shithole...

And I don't really have a point.I was babbling.Haha.Cheers.

snort snort snort

2006-04-02T20:05:00.000+08:00

-Ronaldo here...

Last night my friend jom & I had some people over for his bday. jez after that matador session i though i havent had enough. and i need to spend the most out of it. dont take opportunities forgranted.

and so i was fuckd in the head again right. then mon let me snort 1/2 of his vicodin and I drank some vodka MM boy we got really stoned. I bought our celebrant a dub sack for his bday but Derrick gave it to me for 1700. Dale rolled a faaaat joint, but we didn't smoke it because we were like, stuck. I haven't been fucked up like that in awhile.

I really haven't done any painkillers in a hot minute.Anyways, stew couldn't stay the night because he's going to church with his WHOLE family tomorro, like the whole extended family. It was good though because me and Dale haven't hung out in a few months and if Stuart had been there I wouldn't have been able to talk to Dale all night. Stuart would have me with him the entire time. I'm not complaining though because things are good right now. no one can stop me. i want to have fun

my mom's birthday last nyt. the whole family i mean the whole extended family(again.. sentence redundancy alert!!) is here. bear with the crowd,ron, bear with the crowd. talked wit joms in the next few minutes and he was acting like my dad. "have you lost your mind?" isnt such a crucial statement after all. HMP! but i like this guy ya know. he's kewl! and uhm. after this im gon drink wit my cousin roch. yea MATADOR HITS TODAY! RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT!!!

drinking, amnesia, and meh.

2006-04-01T22:45:00.000+08:00

-submitted by Phoenix

K so check it. i've been awake since yesterday. duh. Hehe well wow hehe what a day. Mga lasingeros hehe. funny, drinking, and amnesia. "unc are you good?", "ha? what happened? wait, let me think" hahaha. LoL its 5 in the morning, and everyones still up playing poker..why would people want to stay up this late giving their money away? haaaaay, so i was watching my nieces and nephews, and the baby girl was sleeping in my arms, then the guy goin to say, so how many kids you got, just cause i be yelling alil at them lil boys to behave while handling the babes, haha uh none! im only 17. "hehe oops sorry, i thought u got kids". wow. well thanks alot, im a hot mama lol. Anyways.
I met 2 buddies. hehe. marines, 18 matt and 19 ben, shit i didn't take into thought they might know each other. hahahaha =) wait. : damn. what if i go with this one and the other ones there and vice versa, "so i guess were not goin out 2morrow" ehe.. well we could if this date goes wrong. damn thats wrong. crap.
haha i dont wanna think now, i know that ther both cool. "uh id ask to hang out but it might be rushing things" ehh..what things? anyways. he lives just 10 mins. from here. shit. near kalani's house. uh. well. fuck, this is a small ass island!! i swear i can go in a circle for less then a day. arrgh.
So Manic had a lil bump in with the hyper me today haha, it went away 4 awhile..hehe ahoy "dude did u have anything to drink?"...couples minutes later..thank u thank u veyr much- the king of rock, "are u sure?" lmao..hehe. oh oh and then, my aunty, smoking weed with th door open, lol my nephew went in there adn came out smilin and tumbling hahaha. she sent him out though, bawal ata maki freeload unless u pay hahaha. but shit im standing up now coz this piece of shit dropped, ok and i can sit down again. yeah this thing fell onto the keyboard and it had PINCERS! wtf. shit u know i dropped everything right lmao. I hit it out and damn, it was hard to kill coz of the carpet. it just kept sucking it in, but i got it eventually hehe. my hands of mass destruction. Hmmm and thank you ronaldo, and Manic for contributions, and I shall thank myself too. hehe. The blog i mean. I think i've said too much, ive been drained. another time. hehe. i'll be buck- from the terminator. lol im gonna stop that now. peace out everyones.